Funnies

The kids were chatting in the back about a family that moved to our area recently.

Kate said, "I wonder why they moved here."

Scott said, "Maybe their house got so old it exploded."



Scott to Mom:  Mom, even though you are 31, you really look 80.

Um...Thanks


Scott(looking at airplanes flying past):  Is that our plane?
Mom:  What do you mean 'our plane?'
Scott:  The plane we flew on for the Disney Cruise.
Austin (authoritatively):  Yep, it is




Ty:  You know that moment when you can't find your child and have looked everywhere frantically and are about ready to call the police--this happens with Ty about 3 times a day.