Funnies

I was nursing the baby and Ty came in and told me he would like some milk too.  I told him, "Okay, come here."  He kind of looked over and said, "Actually I don't want any."

He followed this up with, "I'm really thirsty for a glass of milk."



I was curling my hair and Scott came in and was hanging out with me.
Scott:  Is that curling iron hot?
Mom:  Yep
Scott:  Do you think it could melt an ice cube?
Mom:  Yes, but it's not a toy, so we wouldn't do that.
Scott:  What if we were in an ice cave in an ice storm and there was something really special outside               that we needed?
Mom:  (after a pause)  Yep, I guess we would have to use it then